Don’t lose sight of what matters most: passing on the family legacy of screwing up the kids. You owe it to ‘em! A perfect gift for all new moms and dads.
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Parents of the world rejoice! Knock Knock's bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you are bound to succeed!